“Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.” Oliver Wendell Holmes “Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, and the youngest you’ll ever be again.” Eleanor Roosevelt I feel about aging the way William Saroyan said he felt about death: ‘Everybody has to do it,’ but I always believed an exception would be made in my case. “You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” George Burns My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” Maggie Kuhn “Old age is an excellent time for outrage. “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” Ogden Nash At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.” Ann Landers At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. “At age 20, we worry about what others think of us.

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” Larry Lorenzoni Some guy said to me: ‘Don’t you think you’re too old to sing rock n roll?’ I said: ‘You’d better check with Mick Jagger.'” Cher “If I had known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” Anonymous Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.” George Burns “Those who think they have no time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.” Edward Stanley I tell them, a paternity suit.” George Burns “People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you was?” Satchel Paige “The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” Doris Day You only have to remember it.” George Burns “By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.” George Bernard Shaw When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.” Sophia Loren “There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love.

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